A man went to the doctor and told her that he hadn’t been feeling well lately. The doctor performed a quick exam, then left the room and came back a few minutes alter with three bottles of large colored pills.

“Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up,” the doctor said. “Then take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Just before you go to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.” “Geez, doc, that’s a lot of medicine,” the patient protested. “What’s the matter with me?”

“You’re not drinking enough water.” -reprinted from Lula’s for Lunch…and More! Catering’s always amusing MECHANIC – Ernie’s Garage.